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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 26.06.2025 12:43

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Minds and Behinds

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Royals share new photos of Prince William with children - BBC

Nuts and Butts

Next, they tried...

Hysterias & Posteriors

If the world was flat, would it be possible to see Mount Everest if it was on the other side of the Earth on a clear sunny day?

Then came..

Freaks and Cheeks

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Tesla’s Retail Army Defies Musk-Trump Spat to Place Record ETF Bet - Bloomberg.com

No go.

So they tried

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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Loons and Moons

They put up a sign reading

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

If tariffs don't work, why do so many nations still use them?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Catatonics & High Colonics

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Chinese spacecraft prepare for orbital refueling test as US surveillance sats lurk nearby - SpaceNews

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Trump, DOJ threaten Calif. with legal action, fines after trans athlete’s win - The Washington Post

No way

Thumbs down again.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Doctors Have Been Saying Sugar Is Bad – But They Missed This - SciTechDaily

share office space ...

Unacceptable again!

Still no good

Federal judge approves $2.8B settlement, paving way for US colleges to pay athletes millions - ABC News

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Still no good.

Just Forget it!

Two Ocean Bands Are Warming Faster Than Ever — What This Means for Our Climate - The Daily Galaxy

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

So, the docs changed it to read

Everyone loved it.

No, not a chance

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...